worst dating experiences in my past

so i thought it would be funny to post some of the worst dating experiences i've ever had,

once i had a friend set me up with a guy who was 11 years older than me. so when i'd be 33 he'd be 44 and when he'd be 50 i wouldn't even be 40 yet. how awkward is that? but me being me thought i would give it a chance since we had a ton in common and things might be cool  until he told me the deal breaker via text...

Him: so i have to talk to you about my living arrangements tonight
Me: oh are they crazy tonight or is this something that is always going to be?
Him: my mother is my room mate.
Me: *nothing i'm silent*
Him: its because she needs the extra money
Me: *still nothing*
Him: and it's too expensive to rent in Edmonton
Me: *thinking he's got to be kidding at some point*
Him: hope that's ok with you
Me: uh sorry that's kind of a deal breaker
Him: sorry to hear that
never heard from him again thank goodness.

WORST FIRST DATE EVER!

so after 3 weeks of prying my friend gets me to go on a date with a french guy she knows.....worst idea ever.
so i drive up to edmonton to meet this guy and we go mini golfing or so that's the plan. i get there and he tells me that he already made plans with his friends to meet up with them in an hour. (he texted me that as i'm approaching him in the mall) no biggie i only drove 1 hr and a half to meet this dork. (wait dork is too high of a term but i didn't know this at this point) so i get to the mini golf and he's standing there i go to introduce myself but before i could i get a huge sigh "Oh". Not the kinda oh that makes a girl feel good but Oh i think i just barfed in my mouth a lil at the sight of you Oh. (This date shoulda ended here but it didn't it was a train wreck of epic proportions instead) So we go into the mini golf, he pays for himself and not me. No biggie I'm an independent woman i have no problem paying my own way. get golfing and we're talking about our scores and the holes we're golfing things are alright, i keep telling him my score cuz he has the pencil and score card. then we get to the 5th hole and buddy goes "why aren't you keeping score?" i just look at him like he's nuts and realize he's only keeping his own score. so i reply "i don't keep score at mini golf" now anyone who knows me, knows i'm super competetive when it comes to mini golf to the point where past ex bf's won't even play with me because i hate losing so much. anywho....we finally finish playing which didn't take long cuz i just wanted to get out of there, when he asks if i want to go get something to eat. i'm starving so i say sure, maybe he's going to redeem himself and this date can take a turn for the better. NOT SO MUCH. we go down to the food court and walk around i make a joke about crepes being wanna be pancakes because we were joking about it at work earlier that day. NOT A GOOD JOKE TO A FRENCH CANADIAN apparently. I say 'i'm gonna eat at harvey's because we don't have that in Red Deer and i really like it' he goes 'sure sounds good i'll have that too.' the lady taking my order loved my shirt so much (it was the orange one with kittens all over a copier called 'the original copy cat') she suggested i get some cats. Dude looks at me funny when she says this, turns out he hates animals and doesn't trust them cuz his dad got bit in the ass by a dog and cats are just shifty. so we sit down and start eating and he goes 'wow this tastes fucking gross how can you it this shit' i just take a huge bite outta my burger and go 'mmmmmemmmmmmemmm like this it's delicious' we finish eating and i'm ready to run away but i'm being polite and say 'well i have an hour left before i have to be somewhere did you want to go wander the mall or something'
Him: no
Me: (giving him an out) did you need to go meet up with your friends
Him: No
Me: well did you want to just call it a night
Him: sure but i'll walk you to where your car is

so we start walking and he stops at one of those lame ion bracellet places. i see that the kiosk beside it has cool ass bags so i tell him i'm just gonna go over and check out the bags right there, he says sure and i take two, THATS RIGHT 2 steps towards the bags when i hear foot steps running....YUP that's him booking it down the hall of the mall and hides behind a column. THEN he proceeds to text me "wow you sure got out of there fast" i text back "i can see you behind the column" "oh" he texts back. WORST DATE EVER.

The other date that wasn't great but wasn't as bad was with this guy who turns out works at the big red machine. 33 and he's just a computer guy, not a lead, not consultant (dept head) and not a manager and that's what he's happy doing. ugh. then i also think he was hinting he's part of amway because he kept saying he was part of a multi million dollar company but he was broke. so yeah that didn't last long oh and he was part of word of life and i totally had to start going to church with him if we had any future. NO THANKS, i like being spiritual but i'm anything but religious.

Definelty not my style of awesomeness. oh well one day i'll find the right guy....one day.